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hot pockets

Tue Apr 12, 2005, 10:04 PM
Ever eat a hot pocket?

I just bit into a fucking hot pocket of death... those scrumptious looking little crispy flaky microwavable bundles of fun.... but inside of them is a whole other story.... MOLTEN LAVA DISGUISED AS CHEESE JUST WAITING TO ATTACK YOUR SOMBER TASTE BUDS... i've jsut experienced this and now i'm going to go have a bowl of ice cream in hopes to salvage whatever was lost in the chaos and confusion that took place 3 minutes ago.

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  • Mood: hungry/angry
  • Listening to: Great Balls Of Fire
  • Reading: The towering inferno
  • Watching: Volcano

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~chickitty Apr 12, 2005, 11:00:33 PM
:lmao: poor darc.

i hope u heal soon

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=orphan Apr 13, 2005, 2:10:13 AM
that's awful. almost as bad as Elvis.

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~iamdarcside Apr 13, 2005, 10:31:15 PM
all healed up and ready for action, thank you. i'm all better purely because of you <3
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~chickitty Apr 14, 2005, 5:22:54 PM
Aww no need to be raw about it

*puts salt on your wooounds*

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~iamdarcside Apr 16, 2005, 11:32:14 PM
noo i was serious.. you're the only person who cared , well you and one of my other friends, but it's because of you two that i healed so magically fast
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~chickitty Apr 17, 2005, 2:32:03 PM
are you still tripping or something?

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~GreySunday May 6, 2005, 4:42:45 PM
Goddamn those hot pockets. They should come with band-aids or something.

Thank goodness I don't eat them anymore!!! Those horrifically pain-inflicting pastries disguised as delicious glee. Grrrr.

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~lilchunk2 Jul 31, 2005, 10:24:23 PM
fuck man i hate this shit did you get that stupid hangin skin chotes from the top of your mouth cause get that shit from pizza when its too hot. i feel for ya
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~lemma-axiom Dec 19, 2005, 11:05:06 AM
yeah. SO much false advertising happening there...
i mean, when i stick my fork into my pizza pocket, i expect it to explode all over my face.
and does it?
no, it does not.
i'm seriously disgusted with these people.

*long silence
...
:lmao:
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